Tuesday, March 27, 2007

The Two A.M. Club, Part Two: MILF Valley

I've heard certain rumors about Marin. Some of these have been completely and utterly disproven by my residence here. Others have, I must admit, have been merely confirmed and underscored the more time I spend living on this side of the bridge.

Rumor: Marin County has the highest number per capita of divorced, middle-aged white women of any municipality in California.

Confirmed: At the Two A.M. Club yesterday.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2_AM_Club

1 comment:

Unknown said...

I've never done anything spectacular with a White woman, but lately I've got such an urge to hump a hefty white butty. They called me the wild thing back in the day. Now i might just want to sleep over your mom's house and forget about breakfast.